08.22.07
Marijuana Overdose!
Hahaha, this is the funniest video I’ve seen in AGES (and apparently the news anchors felt the same way). A cop calls 911 after he and his wife get fucking ripped on some pot brownies made with weed he confiscated from hoodlums. He goes into the whole “I’m dying” trip, freaks out, and asks for a response team to be dispatched to his house. The end of the clip has the man saying “I think we’re dead. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow”. The male anchor reading off the next story can’t help but reference the quote again to the infectious laughter of two adjacent female anchors. Funniest part? The cop wasn’t charged! HAHAHA!
He resigned, though. *shrugs* What a dumb ass. Too bad it wasn’t something a little more heavy, eh? Imagine if it were acid – “my wife’s head is sprouting snakes!” File under HYPOCRISY MEETS KARMA.